John W. Robot is a 47th-Degree Picture Trick Master, trained in the ancient art of string origami by both Bruce Lee and Martha Stewart. He currently lives in the wilds of Minnesota. Once a year he comes down from the mountain and plays pinball; if you see his shadow, it means another week of summer.
His patronus is Abe.
Birthday: August 8th, 1980
Added to the team: November 2007
Signature Colorway: Mr. Curmudgeon
Other Favorite Return Tops: The Cheif and Canvas
Discipline: 1A specializing in picture tricks and loaf style
Occupation: Technical Publications Specialist and Video Editor
Favorite Foods: Butterscotch Milkshakes, Buddy’s Orange Soda, Any Grapefruit Soda, Haribo Gummi Bears
Interesting Fact: Haven’t lost a thumb wrestling match in 10 years.
Other Interests: Visual Storytelling, Pro Wrestling, Animation, Low Brow Comedy, Nintendo Games, Dungeons and Dragons, Baby Animals and Knife Throwing.